Laughing All The Way To The Bank – To Get More Money
This isn’t exactly fitness-related, but I think that many of you may have opinions on Whole
Paycheck Foods, the health food heavyweight that many of us find irresistible. I wrote these haikus in a burst of silliness commenting on Cranky’s haiku blog post, and decided to publish them here, too, with a few extras.
Organic Poetry Slam – What, A Joke?
Secret business plan
Just overstate product weight
Instant free money!
Whole Foods boss went nuts
Used wife’s name backwards to vent
Busted that blowhard!
That’s what I am at Whole Foods
Just take all my dough
I opened Half Foods
Like them but lower prices
I skipped packaging
I bought a whole ox
It wouldn’t fit in my car
So I ate it there
I got a job there
At Whole Foods in my home town
I’m the pro eater
She ate Whole Foods kale
Touting how righteous it was
Friends now avoid her
Big beard, huge earrings
What’s the hipster hiding there?
Organic shave cream!
It’s Expensive To Become Poorer These Days
Any haikus or tales to tell about Whole Foods? Why not weigh in with a comment down below!
If, by some chance, you’d like to see some web design haikus, here they are!